You know, thatís funny that you mention that. This person was just brought to my attention not too long ago. Iím not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I donít know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasnít sure. I really donít spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect.
Even though we're all Team Nightmare, we're afraid to think
The Top 5 will most likely end up this way:
5. Dirrty: Baby Dirrty will remain pressed and obsessed at being a Top 5. She's like J.LO (i know she'll
hate us for this.. We Love You Dirrty). She has fans there, We don't know where, but she does.
She has a big ass as well and she's a latina who lives in The Bronx NYC. Anyways, being
a Top 5 is a honor, but.. as J.Lo herself, there are always bigger names. Remain "Papi".
4. Nightmare (): We were all surprised by his 2 Consecutive #1s at the 8th and 9th rounds
of the Game. Then, he flopped and even though we're sure it was because of the lack
of promotion and the hate campaign against him (we all know how this feels tbh) and we
truly believe in his stansbase (us included btw) there's always someone bigger and we think
he'll join his own Pressed Lounge during the 4th or 5th round of the game.
3. Jorge: The Bitch can ban you That's enough explanation and he's friends with LD's biggest
names. Even though he's only had 1 #1, he's always been into the Top 5 and has been more than
3 times in the very Top 3. We're forced to say We're glad to say he might even win the whole
competition if our numbers 2 & 1 don't play their cards properly.
2. KGBCA: KGBCA is like Katy Perry. She's there, behind Rihanna's multiple #1s, but she's still there.
Relevant and kindly snatching some wigs. All the gays Everybody loves her (who wouldn't tbh?)
and she's being making her way through the Top 5 since the first rounds. The number 2 & 3 spots are
fought between her and Jorge. Plus, we've heard there's a little campaign coming on her support.
1. Bionicken: Obvious much? We're mad, obsessed, reini, stressed, arrested over this bitch , but
like Rihanna's Navy, his fanbase is fool of morons who will support and buy her records even though she decides
to go back with that women-beater. LD Very Own Queen will take this year's SMFALDer to Brazil
and will throw a huge gay party at the beach. Congrats!