The LiveDaily Magazine: Edition #1 (Cover Story: The Evolution of Thicktina)

[miiguel]

Love him or hate him, you cannot deny the impac this recent and quicly banned user has had on Live Daily.
We had to rummage the BanLog, ask some links, IPs to finally contact the kid. He gladly accepted to
answer some of our questions and I must say, i was pretty impressed by his answers.

Meet Bionic15.

His real name, something most people here (99%) dont know, is Tunc. He's a 16 years old boy
(he was 15 when he joint the boards), he's from Germany and curses High School. He considers himself
a regular dude. Not popular, not bullied. He's a D-Cup.

How Is a Typical Day on Your Life?
Regular. I'd say it's a typical teenager life. Not so popular, not bullied.

Why Were You Banned? Thoughts On Your Ban?
At times because I asked it, but the last times because of the mods criteria.
I'm sad actually, i really like the boards. I didn't expect to end up perma-banned.
It's really sad, I don't know how that happened and how it did so fast.

Will you comeback as a hidden user?
Maybe. () I must say, you haven't seen the last of me.
The IP problem is.. a problem, though.

Who was your favorite ALD member?
Vanessa (XtinaLuver1)

Thoughts on The Official ALD Mami, Miiguel?
I like him.

Thoughts on Safe Your Favorite ALDer and Nightmare snatching wigs on the lesser
No comments, tbh.

What do you think about virginity?
Again, no comments.

What do you think about your impact on Live Daily?
No comments.

Who would you like to be on ALD for a day?
GooberSnatch

Is it true that you've had cybersex with some ALDers?
No.

Is it true that you've received dead threads?
Hell no.

Top 5 Favorite ALDers:
I like almost everyone .

Top 5 Less Favorite ALDers:


What's your favorite Christina Aguilera song?
Can't Hold Us Down

We sent him more questions (listed below), but he prefered not to answer them.

14. Any message to someone in particular?
15. A message to all your fans/supporters?
16. A message to the haters?
17. A message to the mods
18. A Love message to miiguel
19. Favorite Sex Possition
20. Favorite Food
21. What's Your Type of Men?

If you're not part of this game (Pressed Lounge, Voting Academy or Contestand)
you're not relevant in LD (we're talking to you, Babar). The last few days, the entire
forum has all been about the two daily rounds of the 5th Edition of Save My
Favorite ALDER. Who do we think will win? Who've made the Most Top 5s?
Who's flopping hard? Who is pressed? We'll tell you all here.

The It Girls

Current Top 10 (Sorry to the Lessers) 1. SweetGal 2. Jorge. 3. KGBCA 4. Nightmare 5. Tunatina Sandwichilera 6. Bionicken 7. Dirrty 8. ¡OkayFlo! 9. Trolling Stone 10. AguileraFan

Most ALDers with #1s 1. Bionicken: (5) 2. AguileraFan: (2) * 3. Nightmare (2) 4. Jorge (1) 5. SweetgGal (1) * Includes Team Votes @ Curveball

The Pressed Lounge
Hosted by: Nightmare



If you're not popular enough, you'll end up at the Pressed Lounge where your host, the LD very own legend
Nightmare, will pleasantly join you on expressing your thoughts, hate and bitterness on Bionicken, SweetGal, Jorge
and the it girls of Live Daily. The thread, though, is a flop in the sense that its members just spam over and don't do what they're suppossed to.

ALD HasBeens/NeverBeensCurrent Members of the Pressed Lounge

MaCKnasty, Salem, Red Lips Ray, Purgatory, Creationist, JTill, Razziberry
ozzy_310, Jimmyboy, Fusée Jaune, raij01, Thiago.

Who Will Win?. LD's Magazine Predictions!

Even though we're all Team Nightmare, we're afraid to think
The Top 5 will most likely end up this way:

5. Dirrty: Baby Dirrty will remain pressed and obsessed at being a Top 5. She's like J.LO (i know she'll
hate us for this.. We Love You Dirrty). She has fans there, We don't know where, but she does.
She has a big ass as well and she's a latina who lives in The Bronx NYC. Anyways, being
a Top 5 is a honor, but.. as J.Lo herself, there are always bigger names. Remain "Papi".

4. Nightmare (): We were all surprised by his 2 Consecutive #1s at the 8th and 9th rounds
of the Game. Then, he flopped and even though we're sure it was because of the lack
of promotion and the hate campaign against him (we all know how this feels tbh) and we
truly believe in his stansbase (us included btw) there's always someone bigger and we think
he'll join his own Pressed Lounge during the 4th or 5th round of the game.

3. Jorge: The Bitch can ban you That's enough explanation and he's friends with LD's biggest
names. Even though he's only had 1 #1, he's always been into the Top 5 and has been more than
3 times in the very Top 3. We're forced to say We're glad to say he might even win the whole
competition if our numbers 2 & 1 don't play their cards properly.

2. KGBCA: KGBCA is like Katy Perry. She's there, behind Rihanna's multiple #1s, but she's still there.
Relevant and kindly snatching some wigs. All the gays Everybody loves her (who wouldn't tbh?)
and she's being making her way through the Top 5 since the first rounds. The number 2 & 3 spots are
fought between her and Jorge. Plus, we've heard there's a little campaign coming on her support.





1. Bionicken: Obvious much? We're mad, obsessed, reini, stressed, arrested over this bitch , but
like Rihanna's Navy, his fanbase is fool of morons who will support and buy her records even though she decides
to go back with that women-beater. LD Very Own Queen will take this year's SMFALDer to Brazil
and will throw a huge gay party at the beach. Congrats!

[miiguel]

Promote Yourself at the Live Daily's Save My Favorite ALDer!.

If you're a salem newbie trying to have a name on LD, you definitely have to hit the SMFALDer threads. Posts
goes from 400 - 500 per round and has a huge audience of bitter bitches waiting the big ones to fall, seeing who will
join the Pressed Lounge, the meltdowns, the bans, etc.




Since her first appearance at the MontBlanc Launch (Sep. 12, 2011)
multiple meltdowns have happened because of her presence, even though this
is the best she has ever looked in our humble opinion,. Some hate her,
some love her. The press usually tries to bring her down, Matt, allegedly, loves her
(i mean, he has to right? he has to insert his dick there ), but the only true fact
is that she's here to stay and we, personally, love it .

Because of our first edition, we'd like to pay tribute to this iconic Tina: Thicktina Aguilera.
We're showcasing her best and worst (to some) moments and we gladly embrace her if
her time with us will be even longer.



September 12th, 2010: She made a special appearance and performance of her
long-time friend and collaborator, Linda Perry.



September 25th, 2010: OK, this particular look's "fail" lays on the tan and make up.
Thicktina could do better, tbh. But we still embrace her.. fierceness at the LACMA Opening Event.



October 15th, 2010: After the trauma of the LACMA Opening, this picture gave us a little breathe.
We're most worried about why the girls seem so distant, hopefully they did make up later.



November 15th, 2010:



November 15th, 2010: Beautiful and Iconic Green Dress at the Burlesque Premiere In LA next to legend, Cher.



November 21st, 2010: We're not sure about what the hell happened here. She looked stunning
in the backstage. Still, we don't see the big deal and still don't understand why some "stans"
called this her "Britney's 07 VMA's Performance. Anyways.



January 16th: Mattina made its first official apperance at the 2011 Golden Globes
(where, by the way, Bound To You was nominated and Sia was declared ALD's Enemy).
On a side note, we approve the hair, the make up, Mattthe acessory
, the dress and the curves.



February 13th, 2011: Thicktina and her backup singers @ the Aretha F. Grammy Tribute


June 03rd, 2011: This interview @ Extra (The Grove) inspired the first avi by one of LD's
most recent it girls.

[Nightmare]

Where is my headline?

[miiguel]

With the right make up and style team, Thicktina ****s on all your faves



Meltdown of the year, if you ask.



50% of LD felt straight for the first time. The other 50% felt even more homosexual than usual.




The voice finale. We'll probably never know what she was going to perform that night.
Still, A+ Look.



Some Guidelines:

• Don't allow your teeth to touch the penis.
  
• Keep in mind that fellatio is for his pleasure, so concentrate on his reactions while performing.
  
• Learn to take it all the way down.
  
• Make occasional eye contact.
  
• Lightly stroke it with one hand while performing.
  
• You should also use a lot of tongue and gently play with his testicles.

Other Answers:

• First, kiss your way down his body slowly, avoiding his penis. Kiss on his upper thighs and then just kiss on the tip. Open your mouth and put the tip in, then lightly suck and kiss up and down on his stem. Listen to his moans and possibly his requests and just do whatever feels good for both of you. Sometimes, you can even use your mouth on his testicles and rub them. Not all guys like that though. You can also try playing with his nipples or other erogenous zones. Have fun!
  
• Start at the base and slowly move your tongue up to the tip. Then when you reach the tip deep throat the penis by putting the whole thing in your mouth. Remember to breath through your nose. Repeat a couple of times changing up the speed.
  
• This is so easy. First you use your hand to go up and down and to get the penis hard. Then you put it in your mouth making sure your teeth don't touch the penis because that will hurt him. Then, go up and down with your mouth and hands. While doing that use your tongue to make it more wet and for more enjoyment for your partner suck his testicles too. Have fun.
  
• Start by finding a gentleman to whom you feel comfortable with. Have a few drinks and maybe a couple of dates. Typically on the 3rd date you would perform the glorious act of fellatio.
  
• You could subtly suggest oral sex by licking your lips a lot or sucking gently on your finger. You may also find pressing your tongue against the inside of your cheek gives the right image. (Don't combine the three though, this is a no no).
  
• A common technique of fellatio is to take the glans of the erect penis in the mouth while rhythmically caressing the shaft of the penis with the hands.
  
• The foreskin may also be rolled forward or back, with stimulation of the lips and tongue on the outside or the inner membrane.
  
• The sensitive frenulum can be stimulated with the tongue, as can the testes. Suction is often used to increase the pressure and friction exerted on the penis. As the performance of fellatio progresses, the receiver may contribute pre-ejaculatory fluid to the saliva of the giver, resulting in a more lubricated penis and enhanced erotic experience. Depending on the preference of the participants, this stimulation may produce an orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or may just be used as a precursor to sexual intercourse (see foreplay). If the semen is accepted into the mouth it may or may not be swallowed (hence the slang phrase, spit or swallow).
  
• Certain factors, particularly diet, may adversely affect the taste of semen; while other factors may improve its flavor.
  
• If the person performing fellatio is averse to receiving semen in their mouth, they can shift stimulation from mouth to hand once the receiver's orgasm is imminent. An infrequent side effect of ejaculating into the mouth is that the semen may be gagged upon.
  
• While the use of the mouth to stimulate the penis, especially the glans, is a central feature of fellatio, often the partner simultaneously stimulates the shaft of the penis with his or her hand to provide the receiver with the feeling of the penis being enclosed.
  
• Another technique is to have the penis head go in and out of the mouth very quickly (without going down to the shaft). Also, some men find it another extra pleasure if the giver runs the tips of their fingernails on his erect shaft at the same time they are using their mouth, they say it offers a "tickling sensation."
  
• Sometimes, you can even "tea bag" the testes of your partner. Meaning, to place the sack into your own mouth. They will surely become aroused, if not erect.
  
• One technique involves repressing the gag reflex and taking the entire erect penis in the mouth, the shaft bending slightly to allow the head of the penis to slide partially down the throat of the person fellating. A deep throat session may even go 'balls-deep', a colloquial expression denoting that the provider of fellatio has fit the entire penis in their mouth, with deeper engorgement prevented only by the girth of the testicles (which some advanced practitioners of deep throating are actually able to lick while the penis is inside the mouth).
  
• You start by stroking, or licking it. This makes it stiff, or hard. Then you take it in your mouth slowly, and work up and down the shaft. Your partner can tell you if it feels better to go slow or fast, or if rubbing his balls, makes it more pleasurable. You continue to work him in and out of your mouth stopping at the head, and taking it deeper and deeper. You will learn by sounds and motions when he is near to orgasm. Use lots of tongue, and DON'T use your teeth unless he asks you to, and even then go very lightly. the further you can put it in, the better, but if you can't fit more than the head without choking, don't worry, you'll just have to work a little harder.

[Trolling Stone]

i voted Jorge. i think ppl are sleeping on him, he has what it takes to take the prize ....and nice effort, i may help u with the next one if i have time

[Nightmare]

i voted Jorge. i think ppl are sleeping on him, he has what it takes to take the prize ....and nice effort, i may help u with the next one if i have time

That would be so boring and anticlimactic. He is a mod. It would be like bowing down to a dictator.

[jorge.]

That would be so boring and anticlimactic. He is a mod. It would be like bowing down to a dictator.

stay pressed, pink, reini, and DC'd all over the place.

[Trolling Stone]

i voted Jorge. i think ppl are sleeping on him, he has what it takes to take the prize ....

mu guru never fails

That would be so boring and anticlimactic. He is a mod. It would be like bowing down to a dictator.

tell us more Nighty

[TheBoyWonder]

Nightmare is going to win this competition hands down!

[LittleDreamer75]

Nightmare is going to win this competition hands down!

Agreed. Nightmare is iconic.

[Razziberry]

Brilliant!

[Trolling Stone]

SMFALDM has taken over the forum .... anyways i see double accounts coming out

[~Lana del Rey~]

SMFALDM has taken over the forum .... anyways i see double accounts coming out

i have three for you (and i know you have other three)

I voted Dany, tho.

[hooligan]

You could subtly suggest oral sex by licking your lips a lot or sucking gently on your finger. You may also find pressing your tongue against the inside of your cheek gives the right image. (Don't combine the three though, this is a no no).

[gil89]

His real name, something most people here (99%) dont know, is Tunc. He's a 16 years old boy
(he was 15 when he joint the boards), he's from Germany and curses High School. He considers himself
a regular dude. Not popular, not bullied. He's a D-Cup.