It's another one of those times where our world has been literally rocked by natural phenomenon, but one of the self-proclaimed best authorities on the subject has been noticably silent.

I'm talking about the tornadoes of Texas and the lack of an explanation from Pat Robertson.

I mean, Pat can always tell us why natural disaters happen, whether it's because of homosexuals or Muslims or Jews or abortions, the affected region had "it" (punishment) coming.

So what was it this time Pat? Why did Texas, the preeminant anti-abortion, anti-evolution, anti-learning, anti-immigration, anti-healthcare, pro-gun, pro-capital punishment, pro-oil state in the union get hammered so badly?

I'm really curious Pat, because, you know, if there was a storm created by (the) God(s), by my standards, this was it! Flying 18 wheelers, explosions, torrential rains. It put the movie "Twister" to shame. But the most telling thing to me, the reason i would attribute this all to God is how miraculous it was: No fatalities. This would be the way God would act in my book, not harming a soul while still putting on the greatest display ever.

So what was it Pat? What was God protesting in the heartland of properness?