We will not get the 1st single (which at this point probably won't even be "Love Your body") until Late April/Early May, and then the single will be performed on the Season Finale of "The Voice" on May 8th.
Music Video gets shot right after the finale. Album drops on August 7th or the 15th. You will all deal and I will be bumping this thread back up in May.
Also, I predicted "Bionic" would be out on June 1st or June 8th back in January 2010. You all laughed at me and said it was coming in March but I put my deluded Stan thinking aside because I knew she wouldnt wrap up "Burlesque" until March. As Ive said plenty of times and we've witnessed on numerous occasions, Christina does not like to do two things at once. We will be even lucky to get the single on the final week of the show (yes, I'm saying it like I know for a fact that's what's gonna happen because well...that is what's gonna happen). At this point Shes not even halfway through recording her album and she's not gonna finish much while she's doing the show. Which is why they give us a 1st single but give her until August to drop the album.
What I want is a video of a Mariah or something performance spliced with Christina's faces and cringes during that Good Girls Gone Bad guy's performance. Or a video of them singing and Christina turning looking at them and then reversed so that it is her turning her back against them.
blake clumsily takes off his whiskey-stained denim vest, his twang deepening as his lust rises. "i like your new butt". xtina chuckles over the sound of matt's soft sobs drifting out from the hope chest where he is now locked and lying in a fetal position, her throat dry from singing back the proper melodies to the voice contestants. "well, you haven't seen it from this angle".
she turns and backs into him...