I am promoting Bionic on Omegle right now..

[Irreplaceable]

..so expect a slight increase in sales next week :roll:

[XLove]

Stranger: hi. m/f?
You: GO BUY BIONIC NOW

[eddy]

what is omegle?

[Irreplaceable]

what is omegle?

Omegle is a website where you are paired up with a random stranger to chat with.

[Irreplaceable]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5489/lolivq.png
http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/1400/lol2q.png

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[.tara.]

:funny:

[Irreplaceable]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9210/buyonic.png

[Aura]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[VenusAsABoy]

:roll: so freaky

[Razziberry]

lmfao

[Mark Stanthony]

dead

[Dice]

lmfao this is tew much!!!! :roll: :roll:

[Fighter]

:roll::roll::roll::roll:


give them a link to buy the album (amazon, target, bestbuy...) and don't forget to choose the best songs of the album.

[Etienne]

Stranger: hi there
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good. Do you know who Christina Aguilera is?
Stranger: yeah why?
You: BUY HER ALBUM CALLED "BURLESQUE" KTHXBYE.
You have disconnected.

[ComeOnOverChristina]

lol, keep at it, mighty stan!

[Irreplaceable]

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9210/buyonic.png

[AintNoOtherFan]

dead at the last one :roll:

[ComeOnOverChristina]

:roll: omg I laughed SO hard at "Lady gaga hew?" aahahaha

[Dice]

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9210/buyonic.png

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:

I CAN'T BREATHE.

Reini is gonna die when he sees this :roll:

[♫ PABLO]

:laugh:...LMAO kichii!

[Irreplaceable]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9210/buyonic.png

[GoGo]

That is too funny holy! made my day!!ha ha thanks for posting!

[Shall I Proceed]

Omg this is the best thread ever. I'm seriously dying :roll:

[GoGo]

Omg this is the best thread ever. I'm seriously dying :roll:
IKR man this thread is hilarious, laughing so hard but trying to keep quiet at the same time!!! haha!

[Jmbchris]

Christina should say...

http://i41.tinypic.com/153s09s.jpg

[Etienne]

http://i.imgur.com/iDrJ4.jpg

[Shall I Proceed]

^:roll:

[GoGo]

:roll: that is fricken hilarious oh my god this is to funny! haha!

[bionicfred]

this is so funny! but i have a suggestion, don't tell them to ''hey buy bionic", just tell them some positive things about bionic like "hey this xtina song is so cool, check it out, it's from her album bionic", something like that. :)

[Dice]

http://i.imgur.com/iDrJ4.jpg

OMG I CANNOT. MOMMY. MY STOMACH HURTS.

:roll:

[ComeOnOverChristina]

http://i.imgur.com/iDrJ4.jpg

i can't handle this lol. BEST THREAD EVER.

[Etienne]

http://i.imgur.com/UQSdp.jpg

[ComeOnOverChristina]

ahahahaha no freaking way this is ridiculous :roll:

[GoGo]

^:lol: I can't oh my god that is fricken funny as hell! hahahahahahahha!

[Shall I Proceed]

DECEASED!!! :funny:

[GoGo]

I'm bumping this thread cause it's the best thread here!!

[Dice]

http://i.imgur.com/UQSdp.jpg

:roll: @ the last response. i'm dead.

[GoGo]

the guy/girl is like what the f***! haha man this is pure entertainment for us!

[IKilledPerezHilton]

OMG, I LOVE THIS SITE! :roll:

i'm promoting castle walls and burlesque :laugh:

[Irreplaceable]

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9210/buyonic.png

[GoGo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! this is awesome! keep them coming! hehe

[Razziberry]

:roll:

[Jimmyboy]

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll: This is too ****ing good :roll:

[Irreplaceable]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: jimi hendrix
You: rock on
You: but if you have to pick one
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: lady gaga i guess
You: bad choice
You: lady gaga sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: so does aguilera
You: **** you
You: aguilera is better than jimi hindrix
Stranger: hendrix*
Stranger: dumb****
You: who cares
You: Godtina slays jimi hEndrix
You: U MAD?
Stranger: i aint even mad
You: U LOOK MAD
You: KI
Stranger: ki?
You: yeah
You: KI
Stranger: whats that?
You: i dont know what it is either
Stranger: oh cool
You: imma ask D'avi lata
Stranger: whos that?
You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Martin]

You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question

I love Janelle, but DEATH!

[Shall I Proceed]

You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::r oll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

[Alissa]

LOLOLOL we should all do the same tbh.

[.tara.]

You: KI
Stranger: ki?
You: yeah
You: KI
Stranger: whats that?
You: i dont know what it is either
Stranger: oh cool
You: imma ask D'avi lata
Stranger: whos that?
You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:funny:

[Pressed]

ohmygod this is gold :roll:

[gil89]

legendary thread!!!!

[funkyjaguilera]

WOWW this made me LOOLL I love it! I don't know why I didn't click on this thread BEFORE!!!

[Razziberry]

You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: whats up?
You: 29 going on 30; female; los angeles
You: you?
Stranger: horny?
Stranger: 24 m florida
You: kind of haha, but lets get to know each other first
Stranger: ok
You: favorite music?
Stranger: avril
You: eww, so basiq
Stranger: yours?
You: Christina Aguilera, 'Bionic'
Stranger: hobby?
Stranger: cool
You: I like to have sex
You: to work off all the fried food I order from room service, tehe
You: lol
Stranger: with someone lol
Stranger: fantasy?
You: yes, eating with someone can be fun
You: dominatrix
Stranger: boobs size?
You: bigger than yours
Stranger: lol i knw dat swtheart
You: you know what I know?
Stranger: plz tell me
You: I know you really wanna (hey) wanna taste my...
You: I know you wanna get a peak, wanna see my...
You: I know you wanna put your lips where my hips are...
You: kiss on my, all over my
You have disconnected.

[paato]

You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: whats up?
You: 29 going on 30; female; los angeles
You: you?
Stranger: horny?
Stranger: 24 m florida
You: kind of haha, but lets get to know each other first
Stranger: ok
You: favorite music?
Stranger: avril
You: eww, so basiq
Stranger: yours?
You: Christina Aguilera, 'Bionic'
Stranger: hobby?
Stranger: cool
You: I like to have sex
You: to work off all the fried food I order from room service, tehe
You: lol
Stranger: with someone lol
Stranger: fantasy?
You: yes, eating with someone can be fun
You: dominatrix
Stranger: boobs size?
You: bigger than yours
Stranger: lol i knw dat swtheart
You: you know what I know?
Stranger: plz tell me
You: I know you really wanna (hey) wanna taste my...
You: I know you wanna get a peak, wanna see my...
You: I know you wanna put your lips where my hips are...
You: kiss on my, all over my
You have disconnected.


OMG YOU MADE MY NIGHT lol hahahahahahahah

[DrDeRu V2.0]

OHMYFGOSH THIS THREAD IS CCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAASSSSIK!!
Standing O for everyone!
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7351/mimiclapping.gifhttp://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7351/mimiclapping.gifhttp://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7351/mimiclapping.gif

[XLove]

i'm seriously having a freakin heart attack from laughter this is beyond amazing :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

["The King"]

Best thread in ages. No gimmicks, Not overdone, Xtina Related
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii43/THEKING2972/15nmwaw.gif

[Razziberry]

Stranger: heyyy
You: how are you?
Stranger: goood! hbu
You: I am timid, oversensitive, a lioness, tired and defensive!
You: but it won't last forever, no
Stranger: damn right!
Stranger: whats yer namee?
You: Ali Marilyn Rose
Stranger: aw thats pretty :]
You: its short for Alice
Stranger: i like ittt
You: yeah, it was my mom's choice
You: she died tho
You: when I was 7
You: :[
Stranger: ah im sorry :[!
You: I'm OK
Stranger: how long ago was that?
You: 17 years ago, I think
Stranger: yer 34?
Stranger: wow my math sucks
You: 24
Stranger: thats what i meant.. i just cant do simple adding aha
You: oh, you must be a fan of one of the lesser gurls then
You: and I'm not here for that.
You have disconnected.

[Irreplaceable]

Stranger: heyyy
You: how are you?
Stranger: goood! hbu
You: I am timid, oversensitive, a lioness, tired and defensive!
You: but it won't last forever, no
Stranger: damn right!
Stranger: whats yer namee?
You: Ali Marilyn Rose
Stranger: aw thats pretty :]
You: its short for Alice
Stranger: i like ittt
You: yeah, it was my mom's choice
You: she died tho
You: when I was 7
You: :[
Stranger: ah im sorry :[!
You: I'm OK
Stranger: how long ago was that?
You: 17 years ago, I think
Stranger: yer 34?
Stranger: wow my math sucks
You: 24
Stranger: thats what i meant.. i just cant do simple adding aha
You: oh, you must be a fan of one of the lesser gurls then
You: and I'm not here for that.
You have disconnected.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[XLove]

http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g416/xlvr/itsgaga.jpg

[XLove]

http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g416/xlvr/knowsxtina.jpg

[Razziberry]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: i am trying to find some intersting things here
Stranger: so could you tell me what is the most intersting things?
You: certainly
You: Christina Aguilera's Bionic album
You: I think you should buy it right now
You: and then we'll talk more
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: are this ad or something?
You: it is that casanova thats taking over all time and space!
You: if you dont have a copy by christmas, then you can get evicted from your house!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DrDeRu V2.0]

Stranger: heyyy
You: how are you?
Stranger: goood! hbu
You: I am timid, oversensitive, a lioness, tired and defensive!
You: but it won't last forever, no
Stranger: damn right!
Stranger: whats yer namee?
You: Ali Marilyn Rose
Stranger: aw thats pretty :]
You: its short for Alice
Stranger: i like ittt
You: yeah, it was my mom's choice
You: she died tho
You: when I was 7
You: :[
Stranger: ah im sorry :[!
You: I'm OK
Stranger: how long ago was that?
You: 17 years ago, I think
Stranger: yer 34?
Stranger: wow my math sucks
You: 24
Stranger: thats what i meant.. i just cant do simple adding aha
You: oh, you must be a fan of one of the lesser gurls then
You: and I'm not here for that.
You have disconnected.


http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g416/xlvr/itsgaga.jpg

keeps getting better LOL

[DrDeRu V2.0]

I'm not good at this, but I tried
http://i54.tinypic.com/xcjfi8.jpg

[HippityHop]

I'm not good at this, but I tried
http://i54.tinypic.com/xcjfi8.jpg

ohmyf*ck :roll:

[Irreplaceable]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6513/70473608.png

[DrDeRu V2.0]

me in my lil kim mode is too much to handle
http://i51.tinypic.com/33pewlk.jpg

ROTFL

and another one

Stranger: looking for a mature mommy who wants a college boy :) 20 m fl
You: lick my ***** right
Stranger: mmmhmm asl
You: i don't want your dick tonight
You: 30/f
You: with a fat *****
You: u a good eater?
Stranger: mhmm mommy im soo hornyyy* u jus caught me watchn u change..
Stranger: im home from college.. mhmm yes only urs
You: all the boys think its cake when they taste my...
You: woohoo
You: u don't even need a plate
You: just your face ha
You: licky licky yum yum what a great guy
Stranger: mmhmm i want it
You have disconnected.

[FRIENDDETODOS]

http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/8593/omfgm.png

[funkyjaguilera]

nger: namaste
You: woohoo!
Stranger: you know it, light speed champion
You: You lost me
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what now then?
Stranger: hello?
You: I"m a prima donna
Stranger: I'm a 1991 McKinley Wyman
You: I"m not myself tonight
Stranger: I used to think prima donna was spelled pre-madonna
Stranger: omegle will do that to you
Stranger: (EG I really want to check out red tube and it's taking all my will power to not do so)
You: I AM!
Stranger: what, cruising red tube?
You: you hungry?
Stranger: not peticularly
Stranger: what chu got?
You: Sex for Breakfast
Stranger: sex anytime would be fine with me
You: you know you really wanna taste my woohoo!
You: BIONIC in stores JUNE 8th!

[Irreplaceable]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.

[XLove]

nger: namaste
You: woohoo!
Stranger: you know it, light speed champion
You: You lost me
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what now then?
Stranger: hello?
You: I"m a prima donna
Stranger: I'm a 1991 McKinley Wyman
You: I"m not myself tonight
Stranger: I used to think prima donna was spelled pre-madonna
Stranger: omegle will do that to you
Stranger: (EG I really want to check out red tube and it's taking all my will power to not do so)
You: I AM!
Stranger: what, cruising red tube?
You: you hungry?
Stranger: not peticularly
Stranger: what chu got?
You: Sex for Breakfast
Stranger: sex anytime would be fine with me
You: you know you really wanna taste my woohoo!
You: BIONIC in stores JUNE 8th!

"BIONIC in stores JUNE 8th!"

:roll: LMFAOOOAOAOAOAOAFOAFSDFO!! :roll: :roll:

[DrDeRu V2.0]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.

*died & ressurrected* This one's the best yet.

[funkyjaguilera]

OMG THIS IS SOOOO FUN!!!!!!!!!! BUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Stranger: girls only please
You: Lets get glam!

Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl
You: forget about our Monday Mornings! :D
You: 29 f california
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 28 male uk
You: hot
Stranger: tell me about ur sexy girls?
You: well I know you wanna lick and taste my woohoo
You: are you a bird of prey? :D
Stranger: ohhh yes i do
Stranger: kind of
You: I AM

Stranger: mm good
You: You Lost me

[GoGo]

man, these posts are getting crazier and crazier! love it though!!

[Dice]

you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from omegle will not be sent with the label 'stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent omegle are lying.
You: Hi
stranger: Hi
you: You know tonight
stranger: Tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
stranger: Why?
You: Is this me
you: You wanna get crazy
stranger: Not really
you: Because i don't give a..
Stranger: What?
You: I'm out of character
you: I'm in rare form
you: And if you really knew me
you: You'd know its not the norm
stranger: Can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: Why its not the norm
you: Cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
you: The old me is gone
you: I feel brand new
stranger: What kind of things
you: And if you don't like it **** you
you: The musics on and i'm dancing
you: I'm normally in the corner just standing
you: I'm feeling unusual
you: I don't care cause this is my night
stranger: You must be a shy person
you: I'm not myself tonight
stranger: Ya, thats your night
you: Tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
stranger: Ya, congratuations
you: I'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots i'm feeling fine
you: I'm kissing all the boys and the girls
you: Someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
stranger: Just too happey?
You: In the morning
stranger: Happy
you: When i wake up
you: I'll go back to the girl i used to be
you: But baby not tonight
stranger: Thats ok
you: Yah, that feels good
you: I needed that
stranger: Try to be the girl you like
stranger: Thats ok
you: Get crazy
you: Let's go
you have disconnected.

de-fawking-ceased

[xxtina]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.

@DEAD lmao its so funny .... HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA . AMAZING

[DrDeRu V2.0]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
You: talk dirty to me
Stranger: i wanna b on u
You: uhhh
You: yes
You: ull think it's cake
Stranger: i like freaky shiz
You: when you taste my... you won't even need a plate just your face
Stranger: wow......... that sounds delicious
You: yesss
You: licky licky yum yum be a great guy
You: how old r u by the way?
Stranger: barely legal
You: ughhhh....
You: have you ever had sex with anyone?
Stranger: do pokemon count?\
You: *sigh* ...NO!
Stranger: cuz i blaze that shiz up errday
Stranger: gotta plow em all..... pkoemon
You: oh boy, if i was that pokemen u'll be blazing me non stop
Stranger: o indeed
Stranger: I'm gonna Slowpoke your Cloyster
You: alright...
You: i'mma be all squirtle on you
You: when i come
You: it'll be like fountain
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: what level r u?
You have disconnected.

[funkyjaguilera]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: somethings got a hold on me
Stranger: really?
You: but I'm a good girl
Stranger: are you sure?
You: tough lover
Stranger: so...
You: I like a guy what takes his time
You: been holding back for quite sometime!!!
Stranger: oh you are so amazing....
You: but suddenly the moments riight!!
Stranger: oh yeah....
You: I love to see the people stare
Stranger: what's its like?
You: its a passion! an emotion! its a fashion!
Stranger: oh it's so great..
You: You haven't seen the last of me
Stranger: i'm forgot....
You: express!
Stranger: ehmm....up to you...
You: I'm Bound to you
Stranger: oh i'm too...
You: show me how you burlesque
Stranger: next time maybe...

[gracerz]

Stranger: hi there
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good. Do you know who Christina Aguilera is?
Stranger: yeah why?
You: BUY HER ALBUM CALLED "BURLESQUE" KTHXBYE.
You have disconnected.

LOL! too funny.

[gracerz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: jimi hendrix
You: rock on
You: but if you have to pick one
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: lady gaga i guess
You: bad choice
You: lady gaga sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: so does aguilera
You: **** you
You: aguilera is better than jimi hindrix
Stranger: hendrix*
Stranger: dumb****
You: who cares
You: Godtina slays jimi hEndrix
You: U MAD?
Stranger: i aint even mad
You: U LOOK MAD
You: KI
Stranger: ki?
You: yeah
You: KI
Stranger: whats that?
You: i dont know what it is either
Stranger: oh cool
You: imma ask D'avi lata
Stranger: whos that?
You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMFG! i think i just died. I love this thread!

[Aura]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Keep it going :roll:

[Piano_Man]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5489/lolivq.png
http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/1400/lol2q.png

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

omg! :roll:

[gracerz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey
You: hey bish
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 m california
You: thats hot. im 21 f vancouver.
You: do u like christina aguilera?
Stranger: not really y
You: so ur one of Gagas trolls?
Stranger: nope im a metal head i dont like any of that music
You: when u talk all i hear is wah wah wah wah wah wah
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[Mark Stanthony]

effffing dead at the NMT chat. :roll:

[Piano_Man]

you guys are a mess! :roll: :roll: :roll:

i'm in here in tears reading this thread.

[Irreplaceable]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Tell me a secret and I'll do the same.
You: christina aguilera is the best vocalist of this generation.
Stranger: ok
You: oh wait that's a public knowledge
Stranger: that's not a secret
Stranger: lol
You: not at all
You: do you like xtina?
Stranger: yeah. she's a'ight
You: she's the a'ightest
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[gracerz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: hii
You: are u hot
Stranger: im male....so u decide
You: thats pretty hot.
Stranger: you m or f?
You: f
You: duh bish
You: what r u thinkin of
Stranger: hope you are not bluffing
Stranger: thats what im thinking
You: BIONIC in stores now. BURLESQUE in theaters now. GET IT BISH. kthxbye.

[gracerz]

im addicted. lol. this is too funnyyy

[gil89]

keep it coming guys!!!!

[funkyjaguilera]

^^ wow almost beautiful haha

[DrDeRu V2.0]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hey bish
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 m california
You: thats hot. im 21 f vancouver.
You: do u like christina aguilera?
Stranger: not really y
You: so ur one of Gagas trolls?
Stranger: nope im a metal head i dont like any of that music
You: when u talk all i hear is wah wah wah wah wah wah
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....lol

[Martin]

Stranger: hey how are you?
You: I'm good
Stranger: thats good
You: what are you listening too?
Stranger: nothing
You: maybe you should be listening to
You: BIONIC BY CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Stranger: nice
You: Purchase now from iTunes!
Stranger: asl?
You: if i tell you my asl, will you purchase the album?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:'( I tried y'all!

[Bunny]

Why did I avoid this thread?

You guys are a f**king mess! :roll:

[XtinaisGlam]

lmfao....my throat hurts from trying to hold back my laughter!!!!!!!!!! Why did I just now discover this thread?!

[XtinaisGlam]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: f/m
Stranger: 18 f
You: f
Stranger: from?
You: Staten Island
Stranger: r u sexy?
You: Of course I am. I'm Christina Aguilera
Stranger: ur lesbo?
You: Buy BIONIC
You: WATCH BURLESQUE
Stranger: u r id pplz
You: You Lost Me
Stranger: ohhhh
You: Show Me How you Burlesque
Stranger: u r id?
You: I Turn to You
You: I'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ru interested in sex
You: let me get mine you get yours
Stranger: u plz send ur photos to me?
Stranger: i am interested
Stranger: we can play in bed
You: Do you want sex for breakfast?
You: stay inside
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i am any time interested in sex
You: come on over baby
Stranger: u plz zip my boobs
You: slow down baby
Stranger: ya
You: you're a tough lover
Stranger: then u tell iam follow u
You: I'm a genie in a bottle baby, gotta rub me the right way honey
Stranger: u not interested in boobs
Stranger: plz send ur mail id
You: isn't it obvious
Stranger: then we play
Stranger: i am ready to suck ur vagina
You: I just know when you put your hands on me I feel sexy
Stranger: plz put outside ur patty
You: BURLESQUE IN THEATERS NOW!!
Stranger: then u tell ur mail id
Stranger: i am contact u later
You: WILL you see my movie, Burlesque?
Stranger: u **** before any time with man
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am suree see

[Martin]

I love the sudden outburst - BURLESQUE IN THEATERS NOW!!

[DrDeRu V2.0]

I love the sudden outburst - BURLESQUE IN THEATERS NOW!!


ikR.lol

[AguileraFan]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: jimi hendrix
You: rock on
You: but if you have to pick one
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: lady gaga i guess
You: bad choice
You: lady gaga sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: so does aguilera
You: **** you
You: aguilera is better than jimi hindrix
Stranger: hendrix*
Stranger: dumb****
You: who cares
You: Godtina slays jimi hEndrix
You: U MAD?
Stranger: i aint even mad
You: U LOOK MAD
You: KI
Stranger: ki?
You: yeah
You: KI
Stranger: whats that?
You: i dont know what it is either
Stranger: oh cool
You: imma ask D'avi lata
Stranger: whos that?
You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.

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OMG! This whole thread is so EPIC!!!!!!!!!

[Merlito]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[*poppea*]

ahjauhauhauhaUAHUAHUAHUAHAUuhauhauhauhauaUHAUHAUHA UAHUAHUAHUAA

crazy!!! :D

[YouLostMe]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Why did I aviod this thread last time!! THIS IS EPIC! Can't stop laughing! Literally LMAO!!!!!!!

[Sammi]

Stranger: heyyy
You: how are you?
Stranger: goood! hbu
You: I am timid, oversensitive, a lioness, tired and defensive!
You: but it won't last forever, no
Stranger: damn right!
Stranger: whats yer namee?
You: Ali Marilyn Rose
Stranger: aw thats pretty :]
You: its short for Alice
Stranger: i like ittt
You: yeah, it was my mom's choice
You: she died tho
You: when I was 7
You: :[
Stranger: ah im sorry :[!
You: I'm OK
Stranger: how long ago was that?
You: 17 years ago, I think
Stranger: yer 34?
Stranger: wow my math sucks
You: 24
Stranger: thats what i meant.. i just cant do simple adding aha
You: oh, you must be a fan of one of the lesser gurls then
You: and I'm not here for that.You have disconnected.

:roll:

[Merlito]

Stranger: hey!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: im a female
Stranger: from australia
Stranger: wbu???????????
You: BI~ON~IC


:tellmemore:

[Xtinoacer]

OMG this thread is awesome, idk why I was avoiding it LMAO

[DirrtyBoy09]

OMG this thread is awesome, idk why I was avoiding it LMAO

this!!!
lmao!
:roll:

[YouLostMe]

Okay, so I met this guy name ben, he's 19 from australia. I've asked him which one she likes: CA or LG, his answer's Christina! YEHEY! and i said to him, because of that, i'll let him see my woohoo! WAHAHAHA! but that's all I've asked him cos I got too horny talking with him. He gave his msn, and searched him in FB, and oh Gawd he's a young hottie, like those guys u'd love to FAK! too bad I don't have a woohoo! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! next time baby ben! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :funny::funny::funny:

[~JögaFrostï~]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :love: :love: :love:

Oh my dear

[Sef]

:roll:

[~JögaFrostï~]

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9210/buyonic.png


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9210/buyonic.png


http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9210/buyonic.png


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: jimi hendrix
You: rock on
You: but if you have to pick one
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: lady gaga i guess
You: bad choice
You: lady gaga sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: so does aguilera
You: **** you
You: aguilera is better than jimi hindrix
Stranger: hendrix*
Stranger: dumb****
You: who cares
You: Godtina slays jimi hEndrix
You: U MAD?
Stranger: i aint even mad
You: U LOOK MAD
You: KI
Stranger: ki?
You: yeah
You: KI
Stranger: whats that?
You: i dont know what it is either
Stranger: oh cool
You: imma ask D'avi lata
Stranger: whos that?
You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g416/xlvr/itsgaga.jpg


http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g416/xlvr/knowsxtina.jpg


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.


There was one reason i like this new user!!

I can't!!!

The NMT is killin me!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[F4X]

The NOT MYSELF TONIGHT chat was so AMAZING!

[Alissa]

god the guys are so horny it freaks me out but im doing my part

Stranger: male looking for girl to cyber
You: hiii
Stranger: male looking for girl to cyber
You: i am a girl
Stranger: a horny one ?
You: but i need you to be a good boy,and go purchase christina aguilera's Bionic album
You: staymad/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(


:d

[Jynx]

There was one reason i like Kichi

I can't!!!

The NMT is killin me!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I knew it! But I gotta give credit where credit is due and this is an ace thread. Kudos Kich.

[Jynx]

Meh. I'll give him 20min til you report him :/

I've never reported Kichi, he managed to get permabanned all on his own.

[Alissa]

You: go buy bionic
You: plz
Stranger: already have
Stranger: sitting right next to me
Stranger: im gonna smash it
You: hdu'
You: im crying rn
Stranger: dont cry
Stranger: there is nothing you could have done its ok
You: dis bitch

mmmm

[Sef]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: m o f?
You: f
Stranger: hi..
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: what's your age?
Stranger: age..??whre from??
You: you wanna get craaazzzy?
You: 17 los angeles
Stranger: yeah babeee i wnt...
You: vou les vouz coucher avec moi ces moi
Stranger: english pls
You: you wanna taste my woohoo?
Stranger: madarchod behan ki laudi...chod dungaa
You: slow down baby and dont act crazy..
Stranger: yeahh babeee i want
You: which do you prefer xtina aguilera or lady gaga?
Stranger: gaga
You: eeeeewwwww!!!!
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[Hobbledehoy]

OMG I'm about to cry.. this is the EPIC THREAD of the year :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Sef]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: hey
You: hey y'all
You: 17 f new york
Stranger: 17m turkey :)
Stranger: what is ur name
You: what's your favorite track from bionic?
You: im shelly kearns
Stranger: im cem
Stranger: r u blonde
Stranger: or black
Stranger: or what :)
You: my ***** is sooo wet... currently listening to dirrty by xtina aguilera
You: im blonde!
Stranger: have u a pic babe
Stranger: ?
You: please buy christina aguilera's album bionic and burlesque im sure you'll get wet too
Stranger: you can send me a ur pic
Stranger: and i can show my ****
You: i have pic... buy bionic now and you'll see my face on the cover!
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[Fighter]

Okay, so I met this guy name ben, he's 19 from australia. I've asked him which one she likes: CA or LG, his answer's Christina! YEHEY! and i said to him, because of that, i'll let him see my woohoo! WAHAHAHA! but that's all I've asked him cos I got too horny talking with him. He gave his msn, and searched him in FB, and oh Gawd he's a young hottie, like those guys u'd love to FAK! too bad I don't have a woohoo! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! next time baby ben! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :funny::funny::funny:

:roll::roll::roll:


I'm going to promote Bionic right now :devil:

[Tzuka]

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9210/buyonic.png

OMG!You're nuts :roll:

[Tzuka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: hey
You: hey y'all
You: 17 f new york
Stranger: 17m turkey :)
Stranger: what is ur name
You: what's your favorite track from bionic?
You: im shelly kearns
Stranger: im cem
Stranger: r u blonde
Stranger: or black
Stranger: or what :)
You: my ***** is sooo wet... currently listening to dirrty by xtina aguilera
You: im blonde!
Stranger: have u a pic babe
Stranger: ?
You: please buy christina aguilera's album bionic and burlesque im sure you'll get wet too
Stranger: you can send me a ur pic
Stranger: and i can show my ****
You: i have pic... buy bionic now and you'll see my face on the cover!
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omgggg :roll:

this made my day :funny:

[♫ PABLO]

some dude obsessed with janelle moane :roll:.....I'm cryin, on of the best threads of the yeaarr!!

[LAX21]

DEAD @ this MESS. :funny:

[Fighter]

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9210/buyonic.png

lmao for Reinis :funny:

[♫ PABLO]

lmao at godtina slays jimmy hendrix and 'i'm ali marilyn rose...my mum died when i was 7' :roll:

[Gabe.]

This is A MESS :roll: I'm DYING

[Tzuka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.

:roll:
I'm gonna chat with someone too :))
Gonna post the message

[Tzuka]

Stranger: Hiii
You: hiiii :))
Stranger: 16 m brazil *---* =D
You: 15/f
You: what's your name?
Stranger: gilmar
Stranger: and you?
You: ali rose
Stranger: cool name
Stranger: =D
You: well...alice :)
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: from?
You: Burlesque
You: have you heard of this city? :))
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roll:
I'm not even fifteen ..Pedo-Tzuka :funny:

You: hi
You: :D
You: it's a passion , an emotion
You: :D
You: it's Burlesque!!
Stranger: i see ur very cheerful :d
You: yep :D
You: Have you heard of the movie "Burlesque"?
Stranger: no i just googled it :P
You: it's with Christina Aguilera and Cher :D
You: you should go see it
You: hihi :D
Stranger: i will ! :d

[silentsoul.93]

Haha THIS HOTMESS OF A THREAD WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5923/24461902.gif


Imma go do this now!

[Tzuka]

Look at this:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl please =) 18 m austria
You: 18/f
You: :)
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine :D
You: i woke up this morning with a smile on my face
Stranger: nice )
Stranger: =) *
You: i decided that my outlook's gonna change :D
Stranger: haha :D and how will it look like?
You: stripped of all make up
You: no need for fancy clothes
Stranger: hehe great :)
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Ali Rose
Stranger: nice
You: and your name?
Stranger: christian
You: oh!Like Christina Aguilera --Christian-Christina :D
Stranger: thanks
You: Do you like Christina Aguilera?
Stranger: haahah
Stranger: no sry
You: don't tell me that you like Lady Gaga
Stranger: hahahahhaaha no
Stranger: i hate her
You: thank God
You: :))
Stranger: haha

[Du Soleil]

EPIC Thread!!!!

I LOL-ing every pages!

[Tzuka]

Look at this :roll: :funny:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wazz up
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: umhh than
You: i woke up with a smile on my face
Stranger: for what reason
You: because i am beautiful no matter what they say
Stranger: who says
You: the little monsters
Stranger: means penius
You: nobody knows i'm all alone
You: living in this castle made of stone
Stranger: really
You: yes
You: they say that money is freedom
You: but i feel trapped inside it all
Stranger: this is bull****!!
You: yes
You: nobody can't hold us down
Stranger: yep u rite
You: it makes me that much stronger
You: makes me work a little bit harder
Stranger: by d way what r u doin
You: i'm all alone
You: behind these castle walls
Stranger: i think u r in a fantasy world so break it out and come to reality
You: yes,you're right
You: but i am beautiful
You: in every single way
Stranger: iyeh u are
You: words can't bring me down
Stranger: so
You: Support Christina Aguilera-Go watch "Burlesque",buy "Bionic" !!!
You: :D
You have disconnected.

[OCZ]

Stranger: g'night. 20m
ussia. looking for somebody who speak spanish.
You: hola
Stranger: donde de eres?
You: pero me acuerdo de ti
You: mi reflejo
You: el beso del final?
Stranger: no idea what you said )
You: ooohh
Stranger: habla un poco
You: falsas esperanzas :(
You: DESNUDATE!!
Stranger: no, you don't understand
Stranger: tengo que estiduar espanol
Stranger: i've just started

[Tzuka]

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hiiiiii
Stranger: hei
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: the who are you?
You: i'm out of character
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: what you going to be tonight?
You: Christina Aguilera
Stranger: owh, cool
You: someone call the doctor coz i lost my mind :->
You: Do you like Christina Aguilera?
Stranger: yes, love her
You: have you bought Bionic?
Stranger: nop
You: you should!
You: it's her last album and it's great :)
Stranger: really?
You: yes :D
Stranger: okay, tomorrow if i got chance to go to the store i'll buy it

[Tzuka]

Stranger: g'night. 20m
ussia. looking for somebody who speak spanish.
You: hola
Stranger: donde de eres?
You: pero me acuerdo de ti
You: mi reflejo
You: el beso del final?
Stranger: no idea what you said )
You: ooohh
Stranger: habla un poco
You: falsas esperanzas :(
You: DESNUDATE!!
Stranger: no, you don't understand
Stranger: tengo que estiduar espanol
Stranger: i've just started


:roll:

[OCZ]

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: okay, tomorrow if i got chance to go to the store i'll buy it

Get that smash!!!

----



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: age - girl/boy?
You: STOP! Slow down baby!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jynx]

Get that smash!!!

----



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: age - girl/boy?
You: STOP! Slow down baby!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guys will say ANYTHING if it means a shot at peeking at some boobies and woohoo.

[Babar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: jimi hendrix
You: rock on
You: but if you have to pick one
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: lady gaga i guess
You: bad choice
You: lady gaga sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: so does aguilera
You: **** you
You: aguilera is better than jimi hindrix
Stranger: hendrix*
Stranger: dumb****
You: who cares
You: Godtina slays jimi hEndrix
You: U MAD?
Stranger: i aint even mad
You: U LOOK MAD
You: KI
Stranger: ki?
You: yeah
You: KI
Stranger: whats that?
You: i dont know what it is either
Stranger: oh cool
You: imma ask D'avi lata
Stranger: whos that?
You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:laugh:


Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: m o f?
You: f
Stranger: hi..
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: what's your age?
Stranger: age..??whre from??
You: you wanna get craaazzzy?
You: 17 los angeles
Stranger: yeah babeee i wnt...
You: vou les vouz coucher avec moi ces moi
Stranger: english pls
You: you wanna taste my woohoo?
Stranger: madarchod behan ki laudi...chod dungaa
You: slow down baby and dont act crazy..
Stranger: yeahh babeee i want
You: which do you prefer xtina aguilera or lady gaga?
Stranger: gaga
You: eeeeewwwww!!!!
You have disconnected.
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OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: Do you know what he just said? The bolded part is in hindi/urdu! I can't believe he said that to you!

:laugh:

[Jynx]

:laugh:



OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: Do you know what he just said? The bolded part is in hindi/urdu! I can't believe he said that to you!

:laugh:

So what did he say?

[Tzuka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: he<
You: hey :D
Stranger: ohoh
Stranger: i just jizzed
You: :))
You: nasty naughty boy
Stranger: you a girl right
You: yes
You: i'm not myself tonight
You: i'm in rare form
You: :))
Stranger: explain
Stranger: do you mean
Stranger: your drunk
You: i'm a little tipsy play along with me
You: :))
Stranger: yo wanna go talk on my website
Stranger: meatspin.com
You: no.Bionic in stores June 8th!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xtinoacer]

:laugh:



OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: Do you know what he just said? The bolded part is in hindi/urdu! I can't believe he said that to you!

:laugh:

what does that mean?

[Angel_]

and the Oscar goes to....
THIS THREAD

LOVE IT!

[Mellybeans0919]

Hilarious. Good job.

[LadyAguilera]

You: you know
You: i'm feeling a little...
You: out of control lol
Stranger: me too
You: is this me?
Stranger: no is me
You: you wanna get CRAZY?
Stranger: yesyes
You: because i don't give a ****
You: i'm in real form
You: sorry, you lost me!

:devil:

[XLove]

i'm so gonna laugh when I get paired up w/one of you guys haha keep the posts coming :roll:

[LAMIA-RAVEN]

Legendary moments.

[Babar]

So what did he say?


what does that mean?

lol those are like the crudest curse words in our language. Some of their bite will be lost in translation but technically it means: "Motherf*****, sister's penis, I will anal rape you". :laugh:

[.tara.]

I love this thread. :tellmemore:

It reminds of when they had an omegle post at ontd_lost.

[Etienne]

http://i.imgur.com/LXNmz.jpg

http://oi35.tinypic.com/24b6zk4.jpg

[.tara.]

:funny:

[Marc]

http://i.imgur.com/LXNmz.jpg



so funny....... :roll:

[Travisguy]

Omg!

[Gabe.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i'm 17 m looking for a girl to sexchat
You: I'm a lil' tipsy, play along with me
Stranger: m/f??
You: All the boys think it's cake when they taste my ;)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how big r u boobs babe??
You: You know
Stranger: got a pic??
You: tonight, I'm feeling a little
You: out of control
Stranger: wat have u taken...
Stranger: alcohol...
Stranger: drugs?
You: Take it off before momma get's cold
Stranger: i want to lick ur *****!!
Stranger: make u drippin wet!!
You: Licky Licky Yum Yum What a great guy!
You: Kiss all my, All over my
Stranger: u wanna suck my dick...
You: The way you work your tongue, can I hire you?
Stranger: u got cam??
You: You wanna see my ;)?
Stranger: yea
You: when the sun rises, there's one thing on my mind
You: I want sex for breakfast
Stranger: dat is the coolest line!!
Stranger: but babe show me ur pic!!!
Stranger: plsplspls
You: Thanks :) There are plenty more from where that came
Stranger: :)
You: So, Go Buy Christina Aguilera's Bionic and you'll get every phrase you read on this lovely chat session =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roll::roll:

[Babar]

Stranger: 21 male hello
You: Hello! Gaga or Christina?
Depending on ur answer, we could have hot sex!
Stranger: gaga
You: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

Omegle is addictive!

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Irreplaceable
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.


So funny I laugh out loud...

This thread is the best...

[Marc]

Stranger: 21 male hello
You: Hello! Gaga or Christina?
Depending on ur answer, we could have hot sex!
Stranger: gaga
You: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.


so funny, I CAN'T STOPP... :roll:

[Etienne]

http://i.imgur.com/3VC3l.jpg

[LALegend]

Loving this thread

Stranger: 21 male hello
You: Hello! Gaga or Christina?
Depending on ur answer, we could have hot sex!
Stranger: gaga
You: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

The last part sounds like something i would say. If someone gave the gaga option

[Babar]

so funny, I CAN'T STOPP... :roll:

Can you at least credit me for it in your siggy? :]


http://i.imgur.com/3VC3l.jpg

:laugh:

[Mellybeans0919]

:roll: This thread is gold.

[GoGo]

This thread is EPIC!

[Dice]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i'm 17 m looking for a girl to sexchat
You: I'm a lil' tipsy, play along with me
Stranger: m/f??
You: All the boys think it's cake when they taste my ;)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how big r u boobs babe??
You: You know
Stranger: got a pic??
You: tonight, I'm feeling a little
You: out of control
Stranger: wat have u taken...
Stranger: alcohol...
Stranger: drugs?
You: Take it off before momma get's cold
Stranger: i want to lick ur *****!!
Stranger: make u drippin wet!!
You: Licky Licky Yum Yum What a great guy!
You: Kiss all my, All over my
Stranger: u wanna suck my dick...
You: The way you work your tongue, can I hire you?
Stranger: u got cam??
You: You wanna see my ;)?
Stranger: yea
You: when the sun rises, there's one thing on my mind
You: I want sex for breakfast
Stranger: dat is the coolest line!!
Stranger: but babe show me ur pic!!!
Stranger: plsplspls
You: Thanks :) There are plenty more from where that came
Stranger: :)
You: So, Go Buy Christina Aguilera's Bionic and you'll get every phrase you read on this lovely chat session =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roll::roll:

*ULTIMATE DEATH*

Yew been lyin to him :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Irreplaceable]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi male here 18 pakistani...
You: Are you Babar?
Stranger: no bilal
You: Jlo's only fan?
Stranger: no bilal
Stranger: u?
You: I am...who am i?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dice]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi male here 18 pakistani...
You: Are you Babar?
Stranger: no bilal
You: Jlo's only fan?
Stranger: no bilal
Stranger: u?
You: I am...who am i?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roll:

[silentsoul.93]

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: sex
You: at last
You: for you are
You: miinneeeeeeeeyeahahahahhaaaaaaheeahahahahaaa!
Stranger: <3
You: yeaaaaheeaahaheeyeaaaaaaaaaah!!
You: at laaaaa
You: laaaa
You: laewowoooohooooooowwoossteeee!
You: HA!
You have disconnected.

[silentsoul.93]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: truth or dare?
You: TRUTH!
You: TRUTH
You: OOOH PLEASE
You: TRUTH
Stranger: how old are you?
You: TRUTH!!
You: BURLESQUE!
Stranger: male or female?
You: BURLESQUE IS THE ANSWER
You: IT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
You: BURLESQUE
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you ****ing with me
Stranger: huh?
You: BURLESQUE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[eletronicsupersonic]

Best weird crazy idea ever! :roll::roll:

[Angel_]

please keep this thread alive until XA's next album lol

[lux_littledreamer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: truth or dare?
You: TRUTH!
You: TRUTH
You: OOOH PLEASE
You: TRUTH
Stranger: how old are you?
You: TRUTH!!
You: BURLESQUE!
Stranger: male or female?
You: BURLESQUE IS THE ANSWER
You: IT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
You: BURLESQUE
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you ****ing with me
Stranger: huh?
You: BURLESQUE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmao i love this one :roll:

[Irreplaceable]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Are you zoosexual, like me?
You: zoosexual?
You: WTF is that?
Stranger: I want to **** animals.
You: I want to **** XTINA
You: while listening to BIONIC (in stores June 8th!)
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: XTINA?
You: The Legend who reintroduced our jaw to the ground?
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: I want to **** a mare.
You: OH YEAH?
Stranger: While fingering a bitch.
Stranger: And licking out a cat.
You: LMFAO
Stranger: I'm serious.
Stranger: That'd be hot.
You: even hotter when you buy burlesque soundtrack (currently #9 on iTunes) :p
You: ROFL
Stranger: I wanna spill my hot seed in a stallion's ass.
Stranger: I want to rub his **** on my face.
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: And rape his mare while he watches.
Stranger: And gets none.
Stranger: I want to anally devastate a cat.
You: Go to africa and get gang banged by animals
Stranger: lol
You: LMFAO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Marc]

Soon other fan site will do this. This is like the best idea eva... In a way, it's like crank call, but everyone can enjoy instead.

[bionicfred]

what if divinechristina joined omegle too?! haha!

[bionicfred]

i'll be mad if other singers' fans do the same ''omegle promo'' thing like this. grrrr...

[Samira]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: jimi hendrix
You: rock on
You: but if you have to pick one
You: Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga?
Stranger: lady gaga i guess
You: bad choice
You: lady gaga sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: so does aguilera
You: **** you
You: aguilera is better than jimi hindrix
Stranger: hendrix*
Stranger: dumb****
You: who cares
You: Godtina slays jimi hEndrix
You: U MAD?
Stranger: i aint even mad
You: U LOOK MAD
You: KI
Stranger: ki?
You: yeah
You: KI
Stranger: whats that?
You: i dont know what it is either
Stranger: oh cool
You: imma ask D'avi lata
Stranger: whos that?
You: some gwerl who is obsessed with jannelle monae
Stranger: who is that?
You: good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[SparklingRose]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What's is your indulgence, tell me what's your vice?
Stranger: my vice
You: Do you like it naughty, do you like it nice?
Stranger: I like it neither
You: I'm your supplier of lust, love and fire tonight
Stranger: my needs to be filled
Stranger: ?
You: All you desire is yours if the asking is right
Stranger: but my desires my dear you can't fill
You: Desnudate (Get naked)
Desnudate (For me)
Stranger: the naked form
You: Whisper all your fetishes inside my ear
Stranger: I have none
You: My domain is shame free so lose your fear
Stranger: what fear?
You: Nothing's too much or too little, too soft or severe
Stranger: I have nothing no lustring hopes
You: Madame seduction has only one rule while you're here
Stranger: to be seduce
You: Desnudate (Get naked)
Desnudate (For me)
Stranger: reveal your armour
You: 'Desnudate' - a new song from Christina Aguilera. Check out her new album 'Bionic' in stores now. Also don't forget to check out her first movie 'Burlesque' co starring Cher!
You have disconnected.

[XtinaisGlam]

lmfao this is so fun!!

Stranger: hey
You: Truth or dare
Stranger: truth
Stranger: obv
You: Christina Aguilera is the best singer alive
Stranger: fale?
Stranger: false*
You: Screw you!
You: Buy Bionic
Stranger: is this how truth or dare works on omegle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HippityHop]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Are you zoosexual, like me?
You: zoosexual?
You: WTF is that?
Stranger: I want to **** animals.
You: I want to **** XTINA
You: while listening to BIONIC (in stores June 8th!)
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: XTINA?
You: The Legend who reintroduced our jaw to the ground?
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: I want to **** a mare.
You: OH YEAH?
Stranger: While fingering a bitch.
Stranger: And licking out a cat.
You: LMFAO
Stranger: I'm serious.
Stranger: That'd be hot.
You: even hotter when you buy burlesque soundtrack (currently #9 on iTunes) :p
You: ROFL
Stranger: I wanna spill my hot seed in a stallion's ass.
Stranger: I want to rub his **** on my face.
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: And rape his mare while he watches.
Stranger: And gets none.
Stranger: I want to anally devastate a cat.
You: Go to africa and get gang banged by animals
Stranger: lol
You: LMFAO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ohmy :funny: i lol'd. :roll:

[DirrtyBoy09]

LMAO @ this thread :roll:

[DirrtyBoy09]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: truth or dare?
You: TRUTH!
You: TRUTH
You: OOOH PLEASE
You: TRUTH
Stranger: how old are you?
You: TRUTH!!
You: BURLESQUE!
Stranger: male or female?
You: BURLESQUE IS THE ANSWER
You: IT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
You: BURLESQUE
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you ****ing with me
Stranger: huh?
You: BURLESQUE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roll:

I'm dying! :roll:

[DirrtyBoy09]

i'm not good at this, but i tried
http://i54.tinypic.com/xcjfi8.jpg

whaaaat?

Lmao!!!!!!!!

[SweetGal]

Can't believe I only just discovered this thread! :roll: :roll:

[DirrtyBoy09]

Can't believe I only just discovered this thread! :roll: :roll:

Ikr? :roll:

[Deadly Rose]

BEST. THREAD. EVER. :roll:

[Deadly Rose]

Stranger: why are you on omegle???
Stranger: bored?
You: Why are you?
Stranger: no friends?
Stranger: im bored
You: I am
You: Timid
Stranger: aaaaaw
You: And oversensitive
You: But
Stranger: really?
You: you show me
You: i'm a baddass bitch
Stranger: woah
Stranger: haha
You: and everyday
You: i see myself
You: i love me even more
You: Let me ask you a question
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok ask me!
You: HEW OWNS THE THRONE ? Gaga or Christina
Stranger: oh man....
Stranger: um...
Stranger: hard...
Stranger: i say christina...but the crowd loves gaga and her craziness
Stranger: what do you think?
You: You know what
You: YOU OWN THE THRONE
You: Go see Burlesque starring Christina and Cher !
Stranger: i know wi want to watch it!!!

[eletronicsupersonic]

Ok, decided to go on there, to crack a joke. And It got me talking to this guy that's in the army was cheated by his wife and needed to talk to someone. Weird.

[eletronicsupersonic]

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2883/weirdchat.jpg

[Irreplaceable]

Someone find me on Omegle (video). I'm playing Little Dreamer for all to hear.

[HighHeeledHO]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2112nbo.jpg

[~JögaFrostï~]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2112nbo.jpg

:roll: :roll:

[~JögaFrostï~]

Stranger: why are you on omegle???
Stranger: bored?
You: Why are you?
Stranger: no friends?
Stranger: im bored
You: I am
You: Timid
Stranger: aaaaaw
You: And oversensitive
You: But
Stranger: really?
You: you show me
You: i'm a baddass bitch
Stranger: woah
Stranger: haha
You: and everyday
You: i see myself
You: i love me even more
You: Let me ask you a question
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok ask me!
You: HEW OWNS THE THRONE ? Gaga or Christina
Stranger: oh man....
Stranger: um...
Stranger: hard...
Stranger: i say christina...but the crowd loves gaga and her craziness
Stranger: what do you think?
You: You know what
You: YOU OWN THE THRONE
You: Go see Burlesque starring Christina and Cher !
Stranger: i know wi want to watch it!!!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[HighHeeledHO]

http://i54.tinypic.com/ama1he.jpg

[DrDeRu V2.0]

Okay, so I met this guy name ben, he's 19 from australia. I've asked him which one she likes: CA or LG, his answer's Christina! YEHEY! and i said to him, because of that, i'll let him see my woohoo! WAHAHAHA! but that's all I've asked him cos I got too horny talking with him. He gave his msn, and searched him in FB, and oh Gawd he's a young hottie, like those guys u'd love to FAK! too bad I don't have a woohoo! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! next time baby ben! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :funny::funny::funny:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: hey
You: hey y'all
You: 17 f new york
Stranger: 17m turkey :)
Stranger: what is ur name
You: what's your favorite track from bionic?
You: im shelly kearns
Stranger: im cem
Stranger: r u blonde
Stranger: or black
Stranger: or what :)
You: my ***** is sooo wet... currently listening to dirrty by xtina aguilera
You: im blonde!
Stranger: have u a pic babe
Stranger: ?
You: please buy christina aguilera's album bionic and burlesque im sure you'll get wet too
Stranger: you can send me a ur pic
Stranger: and i can show my ****
You: i have pic... buy bionic now and you'll see my face on the cover!
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Stranger: g'night. 20m
ussia. looking for somebody who speak spanish.
You: hola
Stranger: donde de eres?
You: pero me acuerdo de ti
You: mi reflejo
You: el beso del final?
Stranger: no idea what you said )
You: ooohh
Stranger: habla un poco
You: falsas esperanzas :(
You: DESNUDATE!!
Stranger: no, you don't understand
Stranger: tengo que estiduar espanol
Stranger: i've just started


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Stranger: he<
You: hey :D
Stranger: ohoh
Stranger: i just jizzed
You: :))
You: nasty naughty boy
Stranger: you a girl right
You: yes
You: i'm not myself tonight
You: i'm in rare form
You: :))
Stranger: explain
Stranger: do you mean
Stranger: your drunk
You: i'm a little tipsy play along with me
You: :))
Stranger: yo wanna go talk on my website
Stranger: meatspin.com
You: no.Bionic in stores June 8th!!!
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Stranger: i'm 17 m looking for a girl to sexchat
You: I'm a lil' tipsy, play along with me
Stranger: m/f??
You: All the boys think it's cake when they taste my ;)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how big r u boobs babe??
You: You know
Stranger: got a pic??
You: tonight, I'm feeling a little
You: out of control
Stranger: wat have u taken...
Stranger: alcohol...
Stranger: drugs?
You: Take it off before momma get's cold
Stranger: i want to lick ur *****!!
Stranger: make u drippin wet!!
You: Licky Licky Yum Yum What a great guy!
You: Kiss all my, All over my
Stranger: u wanna suck my dick...
You: The way you work your tongue, can I hire you?
Stranger: u got cam??
You: You wanna see my ;)?
Stranger: yea
You: when the sun rises, there's one thing on my mind
You: I want sex for breakfast
Stranger: dat is the coolest line!!
Stranger: but babe show me ur pic!!!
Stranger: plsplspls
You: Thanks :) There are plenty more from where that came
Stranger: :)
You: So, Go Buy Christina Aguilera's Bionic and you'll get every phrase you read on this lovely chat session =D
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:roll::roll:


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You: What's is your indulgence, tell me what's your vice?
Stranger: my vice
You: Do you like it naughty, do you like it nice?
Stranger: I like it neither
You: I'm your supplier of lust, love and fire tonight
Stranger: my needs to be filled
Stranger: ?
You: All you desire is yours if the asking is right
Stranger: but my desires my dear you can't fill
You: Desnudate (Get naked)
Desnudate (For me)
Stranger: the naked form
You: Whisper all your fetishes inside my ear
Stranger: I have none
You: My domain is shame free so lose your fear
Stranger: what fear?
You: Nothing's too much or too little, too soft or severe
Stranger: I have nothing no lustring hopes
You: Madame seduction has only one rule while you're here
Stranger: to be seduce
You: Desnudate (Get naked)
Desnudate (For me)
Stranger: reveal your armour
You: 'Desnudate' - a new song from Christina Aguilera. Check out her new album 'Bionic' in stores now. Also don't forget to check out her first movie 'Burlesque' co starring Cher!
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OMG...Yes...yes..YYYYEEESSS!!

[Deadly Rose]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: prima donna tranny cali
You: u?
Stranger: prima donnna?
You: yeah
Stranger: im 18 m usa
You: i'm a prima donna i can rule the world
Stranger: so m or f?
You: I took my stage name from christina aguilera's song
You: you know the song?
Stranger: yeah who dosent


DEAD at him knowing that mess song :roll:

[LuisB]

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LMFAO. I died.

[Deadly Rose]

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:roll: :roll:

[DirrtyBoy09]

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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: great
You: I'm feeling DIRRTY
Stranger: u prob luk it too
You: remember DIRRTY back in 2003?
You: with Christina Aguilera
You: ?
Stranger: thats ooooolllld
You: but really fun! she's THE best
Stranger: so ooooooooooooolllllllld i cud cry
Stranger: she the best if ur old
You: you know who's old?
Stranger: u?????
Stranger: :)
You: Nope!
You: Cher!
Stranger: oh gggawd shes sssso old
You: And Christina has a new movie with har called BURLESQUE! Go see it!
Stranger: how is she still alive
You: 'cause she's Cher!
Stranger: have u seen that movie yet?
You: Have you?
Stranger: nope
You: Then go see it!!! It's amazing! It's fun!
You: And on you're way! Buy BIONIC the new Christina Aguilera album... it's AWESOME!
Stranger: have u actually seen it though
You: Yes!
You: Show me how YOU burlesque!
Stranger: wow alot of luuvr for christina
You: The soundtrack is amazing!
Stranger: how i burlesque?
You: Yes!!
You: E.X.P.R.E.S.S!
You: Love!
You: Sex!
Stranger: i would if that sentence made sense
You: then you don't know how tou BURLESQUE!
You: to learn how to do it
You: go and see BURLESQUE!
You: Have a great BIONIC night!!
Stranger: wow it must be a really good movie


:roll:

[Deadly Rose]

Stranger: i'm looking for a mid-20s to mid-30s horny female
You: I'm not myself tonight
Stranger: how come?
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
Stranger: im bi too
You: but with my girls
You: we're running the show
You: and we hate boys, cause they're only good for fruit.. you know bananas
Stranger: i prefer tacos tonight
You: but they all want to kiss on my
You: WOOHOO
You: And they want sex for breakfast
You: feels so riiiite
Stranger: in that case why dont we have breakfast right now
You: Gaga or Xtina ?
Stranger: gaga
You: THAT HOT TRANNY MESS ? GURL BYE


You: It's a fashion
You: an emotion
You: it's a passion
You: BURLESQUE
You: it will move you
You: going through you
You: SO DO WHAT I DO
You: AND GO SEE THE MOVIE BURLESQUE STARRING LEGENDTINA AGUILERA AND CHER

[HighHeeledHO]

Golden Moments plz?

[Deadly Rose]

Stranger: We are in a room, there is a couch and a wardrobe,. what do we do?
You : I take my BY NIGHT perfume and spray it all over my WOOHOO then we have crazy sex on the couch
You : And you can see the full vid on youtube, just search "not myself tonight"
You : xoxo


Stranger: heyyyyyy
You: Great enthousiasm
You: Terrible timing

[DirrtyBoy09]

I can't believe this ACTUALLY WORKS!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey!
Stranger: Hello : D
You: do you know how tou BURLESQUE?
Stranger: Don't think so.
You: then you HAVE to see the new Christina Aguilera movie with Cher!
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: It was pretty good?
You: it's amazing!
You: so much FUN!!!
You: you like Christina Aguilera right?
Stranger: Sure.
You: So you HAVE to go and see it!
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: When did it come out?
You: On thaksgiving!
You: you still have a chance to go and see it!
You: then you will know tou BURLESQUE!!!
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Cool.
You: Great!!
You: Promise you will see it!
Stranger: What was it called?
You: BURLESQUE!
Stranger: Oh, lol.
You: haha
Stranger: Pretty good critic ratings.
You: All critics say Christina is a really good actrees
You: and well... we all know she can sing so!
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: I saw a pretty good movie today too.
Stranger: Have you seen 10,000 BC?
You: BC as in BEFORE CHRISTINA?
Stranger: Hahaha.
Stranger: Boy, you really like that movie huh?
Stranger: You just get back from the theaters?
You: I love it! And I love Christina!
You: I have seen it like 4 times!
Stranger: Wow.
You: i can't get enough!
You: You have to see it... for real!!
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: I will (:
Stranger: I promise.
You: Yes!!
Stranger: I'm a pretty big movie fan, so I would have seen it sooner or later anyway, but if you say it's that good, I'll catch it while it's still in theaters.
You: That's awesome!!!
Stranger: Yup :]
Stranger: So what other music do you like other than Christina?
You: And you have to buy the soundtrack too! Cher is such a legend!
You: I love all kind of music!
You: Eminem! Rihanna! My Chemichal Romance!
Stranger: Speaking of, have you seen Moonstruck?
You: 30 seconds to mars!
You: Yes!!
You: I love Cher so much!! They couldn't have find anyone better to paired up Christina!
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Have you heard of a music group called "Matt and Kim"?
You: No!
Stranger: You should check them out, they're pretty cool. You want me to send you a link?
You: Hey! Lets do a pinky promise!! I will download their music! And you will go see Burlesque! okay?
Stranger: Sounds like a deal (:
You: Great!
You: I promise I will!
You: I really have to go though :(
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: And alright /:
You: Good night!
You: :D
Stranger: Night (:


He/She was really nice :)

[DirrtyBoy09]

Ok! The band the guy recommended me is really good! lol

[~JögaFrostï~]

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DEAD @ you subliminally showin us a picture :laugh:

[Irreplaceable]

DEAD @ you subliminally showin us a picture :laugh:

Bionic in stores June 8th! :love::kiss:

[Irreplaceable]

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Stranger: uptown girl, she's getting tired of her backstreet boys, I bet she's never had a chicken guy! oh whoa oh ho whoa ho oh whoa!(singing) Hi Yi! oh i'm in love with an uptown girl!!! (that's you )
You: Do you think Christina Aguilera is pregnant?
Stranger: oh who ho oh ho no
Stranger: who
Stranger: whao
You: bitch please
You: you goddamn know who christina aguilera is
Stranger: she's my uptown girl :)
You: are you on matthew knowles' payroll?
Stranger: ....
You: that's what i thought
You have disconnected.

[Razziberry]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: uptown girl, she's getting tired of her backstreet boys, I bet she's never had a chicken guy! oh whoa oh ho whoa ho oh whoa!(singing) Hi Yi! oh i'm in love with an uptown girl!!! (that's you )
You: Do you think Christina Aguilera is pregnant?
Stranger: oh who ho oh ho no
Stranger: who
Stranger: whao
You: bitch please
You: you goddamn know who christina aguilera is
Stranger: she's my uptown girl :)
You: are you on matthew knowles' payroll?
Stranger: ....
You: that's what i thought
You have disconnected.

lmao. what great promo for SMFLDer, you're definitely not gonna be last!

[~JögaFrostï~]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: uptown girl, she's getting tired of her backstreet boys, I bet she's never had a chicken guy! oh whoa oh ho whoa ho oh whoa!(singing) Hi Yi! oh i'm in love with an uptown girl!!! (that's you )
You: Do you think Christina Aguilera is pregnant?
Stranger: oh who ho oh ho no
Stranger: who
Stranger: whao
You: bitch please
You: you goddamn know who christina aguilera is
Stranger: she's my uptown girl :)
You: are you on matthew knowles' payroll?
Stranger: ....
You: that's what i thought
You have disconnected.

Oh.GOD. :laugh:

[GoGo]

now back to the most Epic thread in the universe!!!!:p

[Irreplaceable]

lmao. what great promo for SMFLDer, you're definitely not gonna be last!

What is SMFLDer?

[Norgito]

This is the best thread ever in the internet history :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[HippityHop]

DEAD @ you subliminally showin us a picture :laugh:

and you think that's really him/her/it? :]

[LALegend]

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You: hello
Stranger: Hey there
Stranger: ASL?
You: 22/f/austin
You: do you like Christina
Stranger: Yes. I love whoever the **** that is.
Stranger: bye

[Izzy89]

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forgot the "r" on Chersus :p

[Dice]

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forgot the "r" on Chersus :p

I CANNOT. :roll:

SHAMAMAMALALALALAMA11!

[Jynx]

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DEAD :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Allure]

I'm dead! Hope everyone makes it to my funeral

[Soren]

How did I miss this thread. :roll:

I'm dead!

[Allure]

Omegle conversation log 2010-12-10
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Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: my name is Cecilia, i'm 15 and wanna make some friends... :)
You: Gaga or Christina aguilera?
Stranger: Gaga all the way!! :D
You: Your going to be one lonely sad bitch! Bye
Stranger: bye!
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[X_X_HURT_X_X]

Stranger: alright
Stranger: now the special question
Stranger: m/f
You: /
Stranger: correct!
You: you?
Stranger: im ?
You: oh?...so you're curious one huh?
You: do you like xtina?
You: do you know what a woohoo is?
Stranger: nop
You: nop for xtina or the later?
Stranger: both
You: OMG
Stranger: ?

You: who do you listen to?

Stranger: two door cinema club !



LMFAO!!!!!!!!! on "/" lol

[Allure]

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Stranger: female? (I'm 14 male)
You: 14 female and horny
Stranger: yea right. ur obviously a guy *why do people do this?*
You: Cause u need to buy Christina aguileras album bionic. In stores June 8th
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[Allure]

Omegle conversation log 2010-12-10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey
You: U know?
Stranger: what?
You: Tonight I'm feeling a little out if control
Stranger: :-O
You: Is this me? U wanna get crazy
Stranger: what are u going to do?
You: Not myself tonight cut number 2 from the hit album bionic by Christina aguilera
Stranger: :-O
Stranger: that's terrible!
You: Also don't forget to watch her movie burlesque and I'll show u tits
Stranger: :-O
Stranger: really?
You: Licky lick yum yum
Stranger: :-O
You: Yes really!
Stranger: how can you show them?
You: I can send u pics of my boobs and woohoo
Stranger: by email?
You: yes by email I want your body not ur heart
Stranger: :-O
Stranger: superantonello@gmail.com
Stranger: let me see them
You: Ok but first u must promise me
You: You will buy the Burleaque soundtrack featuring cher
Stranger: ok
You: And u will send me nudes if urself
Stranger: ok
You: Ok bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

[X_X_HURT_X_X]

You: I am done, smoking gun
You: we've lost it all, the love is gone
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am billa firing gun
You: she has won, now it's no fun
Stranger: intresting
You: we had magic, but now it's tragic
Stranger: what hapeen explain
You: I feel like the worlds been in infected
You: and somehow you left me neglected
Stranger: who left you like that
You: we lost it all, the love is gone
Stranger: so you cheated by your boyfriend
Stranger: you can say freely to me
You: we found our lives been changed, babe you lost me! (tears dropping)
Stranger: where are you from
You: "YOU LOST ME"... check out this beautiful song by Christina Aguilera aka Xtina from her new album "BIONIC" and also watch Burlesque the movie if you want to know more about me. Thanks for your time. XXXX*******!

[gracerz]

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Stranger: Are you zoosexual, like me?
You: zoosexual?
You: WTF is that?
Stranger: I want to **** animals.
You: I want to **** XTINA
You: while listening to BIONIC (in stores June 8th!)Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: XTINA?
You: The Legend who reintroduced our jaw to the ground?Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: I want to **** a mare.
You: OH YEAH?
Stranger: While fingering a bitch.
Stranger: And licking out a cat.
You: LMFAO
Stranger: I'm serious.
Stranger: That'd be hot.
You: even hotter when you buy burlesque soundtrack (currently #9 on iTunes) :p
You: ROFL
Stranger: I wanna spill my hot seed in a stallion's ass.
Stranger: I want to rub his **** on my face.
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: And rape his mare while he watches.
Stranger: And gets none.
Stranger: I want to anally devastate a cat.
You: Go to africa and get gang banged by animals
Stranger: lol
You: LMFAO
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LMFAO. youre my new favourite poster. i died laughing with all your omegle chats.
DEAD @ the bolded parts ^^^^

[Irreplaceable]

LMFAO. youre my new favourite poster. i died laughing with all your omegle chats.
DEAD @ the bolded parts ^^^^

Oh, why thank you. :love::kiss:

[XtinaisGlam]

I can't! :roll::roll::roll:

This is so much fun!

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Hola!
Stranger: what is this Hola?
You: Hello in Spanish!
Stranger: hey
You: Hola
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you
You: What sort of music do you listen to?
Stranger: why
You: Because I have a recommendation: Bionic and Burlesque Official Soundtrack by Christina Aguilera
Stranger: no i am not intresting
You: Yes you are
You: You better be before legendtina comes to snatch your wig!
Stranger: my father is bloing to Spanish
You: Christina Aguilera is half Ecuadorian
You: That's in South America you know
You: You have something in common!
You: Go see her in Burlesque! With Cher!
Stranger: what
Stranger: no
You: Burlesque, a sexy, funny, witty, inspiring movie about living your dreams
You: You're gonna get cut if you keep saying no!
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: what is this ****
You: It's a passion!
You: an emotion!
You: It's a fashion!
You: Burlesque!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[*poppea*]

I can't! :roll::roll::roll:
Stranger: what is this ****
You: It's a passion!
You: an emotion!
You: It's a fashion!
You: Burlesque!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll lllllllllllllll ahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahah!!!

[Ozzy]

I can't! :roll::roll::roll:

This is so much fun!

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Hola!
Stranger: what is this Hola?
You: Hello in Spanish!
Stranger: hey
You: Hola
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you
You: What sort of music do you listen to?
Stranger: why
You: Because I have a recommendation: Bionic and Burlesque Official Soundtrack by Christina Aguilera
Stranger: no i am not intresting
You: Yes you are
You: You better be before legendtina comes to snatch your wig!
Stranger: my father is bloing to Spanish
You: Christina Aguilera is half Ecuadorian
You: That's in South America you know
You: You have something in common!
You: Go see her in Burlesque! With Cher!
Stranger: what
Stranger: no
You: Burlesque, a sexy, funny, witty, inspiring movie about living your dreams
You: You're gonna get cut if you keep saying no!
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: what is this ****
You: It's a passion!
You: an emotion!
You: It's a fashion!
You: Burlesque!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omg :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[sunnydays]

Every time I've been on one of these kind of chats, like chatroulette, someone always pulls their cawk out and starts to work it.

[Ozzy]

Stranger: No you can't have ice cream!
You: hi
You: ok i cant have isecream
You: but you know what i do have?
Stranger: You're smart! I like that
Stranger: peepee in your pants?
You: I have Christina Aguilera's new album
You: Bionic in stores now
You: you should go get it
You: It's amazing
Stranger: no... I prefer music
You: Christina is music
Stranger: Oh, no
You: greatest singer of our generation
Stranger: Music is music
You: Bionic take it supersonic
Stranger: Aguilera is bull
You: no you are bull
Stranger: Electronic, supersonic!
You: bitch i'll cut you
You: do not come at my girl
Stranger: Yeah, sure you'll do
You: i will
Stranger: hahaha
You: I am a huge Stan
Stranger: Come and get me *****
You: but yeah go see her movie too
Stranger: haha, no way
You: Burlesque
Stranger: Maybe i'll downloadit
You: lots of hot girls
You: and hot dancing
You: hot music to
You: dont download it
You: go watch it
Stranger: Nope
You: its very good
You: amazing
You: the greatest musical of all time
Stranger: You talk to much...
You: i am christina fan! of ccourse
You: go buy Bionic NOW!!!
Stranger: Are you from USA?
You: yes
Stranger: 9/11
You: you know
You: you really
You: wanna
You: taste my
You: you know you really wanna see my
You: kiss on my
You: all over my
Stranger: ass
You: ki kiss on my all over my Woohoo
Stranger: ahir
You: that's her song woohoo
You: its about her boyfriend giving her head
Stranger: haha, nice
You: there's another one Sex for breakfast
You: hot stuf
Stranger: Nah, I't probably sucks...
You: lets get Glam!!!
Stranger: Let's get a kebab!
You: better be ready for oyur photo op!
You: E
You: X
You: P
You: R
You: E
You: S
You: S
You: Love
You: sex
You: ladies
You: no regrets
Stranger: Have to go, you go bore the crap out of someone else now....
You: its passion
Stranger: Nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MyScreenName]

This made me :laugh:

You: Hai
Stranger: herrow
You: So damn bionic
You: Thats how im feelin
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: why?
You: Because as a woman i can do it all!
Stranger: haha what are you fifty
You: We should all feel bionic haha
You: Never im 28!
You: Why is bionic out of style
You: ?
Stranger: yeah love thats old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Babar]

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Stranger: hi male here 18 pakistani...
You: Are you Babar?
Stranger: no bilal
You: Jlo's only fan?
Stranger: no bilal
Stranger: u?
You: I am...who am i?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:laugh:

:noway:

[Deadly Rose]

Stranger: HI
You: Do u think taylor momsen is full of trash ?
Stranger: WHO IS HE?

[HippityHop]

Stranger: HI
You: Do u think taylor momsen is full of trash ?
Stranger: WHO IS HE?


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poor panda.

[Deadly Rose]

Stranger: hey
You: U pretend
You: That things aint what they seem
Stranger: do what
You: I don't mind us being some kind of casual thing
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Listen
You: all I want to do for now is have you come and take all of me
Stranger: whys that
You: Can you put your hands my waistline
Stranger: yeah
You: Want your skin up against mine
You: Move my hips to the baseline
Stranger: that would feel nice
You: Hang a please don't disturb sign
Stranger: already did
You: Put my back into a slow grind
You: Sending chills up and down my spine
Stranger: i will by rubbing you all over
You: Let me get mine, you get yours
Stranger: get our what

[Angel_]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What u think about Kesha?
Stranger: Who?

[DirrtyBoy09]

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Every post is just so fun :roll:

[DirrtyBoy09]

BTW!

I would LOL if two of us run into each other in Omegle :laugh:
And both talking about Christina :roll:

[Angel_]

You: Hey =)
Stranger: GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!GO AND BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA 'BIONIC' BABY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omg...:nc:

[Tzuka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
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You: you know
You: tonight i'm feeling a little
You: out of control
Stranger: why
Stranger: drug
You: i'm not myself tonight
You: tonight i'm not the same girl
Stranger: u f/
You: yes
You: i am a woman
You: i am naked
Stranger: age?
You: i am a lioness
Stranger: whos care of ya
You: i am tired and defensive
Stranger: pay/
You: i'm feeling underappreciated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sub Rosa]

I have no words for this thread! :roll: Legendary moment for sure. Please keep them coming.

[Allure]

Keep promoting guys!

[Izzy89]

people get scared off and disconnect when i ask them if they preach the gospel of godtina. :p

[Marc]

Stranger: hey
You: U pretend
You: That things aint what they seem
Stranger: do what
You: I don't mind us being some kind of casual thing
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Listen
You: all I want to do for now is have you come and take all of me
Stranger: whys that
You: Can you put your hands my waistline
Stranger: yeah
You: Want your skin up against mine
You: Move my hips to the baseline
Stranger: that would feel nice
You: Hang a please don't disturb sign
Stranger: already did
You: Put my back into a slow grind
You: Sending chills up and down my spine
Stranger: i will by rubbing you all over
You: Let me get mine, you get yours
Stranger: get our what

I love this. get YOurs Get mine is my favoriate song of all time.

[Helena]

I can't! :roll::roll::roll:

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Hola!
Stranger: what is this Hola?
You: Hello in Spanish!
Stranger: hey
You: Hola
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you
You: What sort of music do you listen to?
Stranger: why
You: Because I have a recommendation: Bionic and Burlesque Official Soundtrack by Christina Aguilera
Stranger: no i am not intresting
You: Yes you are
You: You better be before legendtina comes to snatch your wig!
Stranger: my father is bloing to Spanish
You: Christina Aguilera is half Ecuadorian
You: That's in South America you know
You: You have something in common!
You: Go see her in Burlesque! With Cher!
Stranger: what
Stranger: no
You: Burlesque, a sexy, funny, witty, inspiring movie about living your dreams
You: You're gonna get cut if you keep saying no!
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: what is this ****
You: It's a passion!
You: an emotion!
You: It's a fashion!
You: Burlesque!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG! :roll: :roll:

[Chaystic]

i suck at this

Stranger: hey
You: what would you say if i told you i was christina aguilera?
Stranger: i wud suk ur dik
You: i'm not lady gaga
You have disconnected.

[Diego]

omg I'm loving this ahahahaha

[Helena]

LMAO! I really don't know how to talk to strangers :roll: :roll:


Stranger: Hi!
You: hi :)
Stranger: I love you!
You: oh! that's great!
You: well...I love Burlesque
You: Go see it!
Stranger: I probably won't get to
You: You have to!
You: It's epic! Legend is on it
Stranger: It has legends!!!
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: OoO
Stranger: O0O
Stranger: OOO
You: Legend - one and only - Christina Aguilera
You: Go watch Burlesque!!!
You have disconnected.

You guys are way better in this... :D

[jorge.]

This will go in the Legendary forum when yall are done.

[Fighter]

LMAO! I really don't know how to talk to strangers :roll: :roll:



You guys are way better in this... :D


lol you better show them nude pics:susp:

[Tzuka]

This will go in the Legendary forum when yall are done.

Yay!I'm going to be a legend :sunny: ! :D

[Helena]

lol you better show them nude pics:susp:

Oh! Well, not sure about that :roll: :roll:

[Jynx]

i suck at this

Stranger: hey
You: what would you say if i told you i was christina aguilera?
Stranger: i wud suk ur dik
You: i'm not lady gaga
You have disconnected.

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[zlato_93]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know tonight
Stranger: tonight?
You:
I am feeling a little out control
Stranger: why?
You: Is this me
You: You wanna get crazy
Stranger: not really
You: Because I don't give a..
Stranger: what?
You: I'm out of character
You: I'm in rare form
You: and if you really knew me
You: you'd know its not the norm
Stranger: can you tell me the reason?
Stranger: why its not the norm
You: cause i'm doing things that i normally won't do
You: the old me is gone
You: i feel brand new
Stranger: what kind of things
You: and if you don't like it **** you
You: the musics on and i'm dancing
You: i'm normally in the corner just standing
You: i'm feeling unusual
You: i don't care cause this is my night
Stranger: you must be a shy person
You: i'm not myself tonight
Stranger: ya, thats your night
You: tonight i'm not the same girl same girl
Stranger: ya, congratuations
You: i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots I'm feeling fine
You: i'm kissing all the boys and the girls
You: someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind
Stranger: just too happey?
You: in the morning
Stranger: happy
You: when i wake up
You: i'll go back to the girl i used to be
You: but baby not tonight
Stranger: thats ok
You: Yah, that feels good
You: i needed that
Stranger: try to be the girl you like
Stranger: thats ok
You: Get crazy
You: let's go
You have disconnected.

EPIC :roll: :roll:

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